what is walletroast

you connect your wallet. it reads your on-chain history — every buy, every top, every bag you're still holding — and writes the autopsy. no mercy. then you share it and (soon) mint it.

the short version

walletroast is a satire machine. it looks at what a wallet actually did on-chain and turns the numbers into a short, brutal, screenshot-worthy obituary. it's a joke about your trading, not a financial product.

what it is not

• not financial advice. nothing here tells you what to buy or sell.
• not a wallet drainer. it never asks you to sign a transaction to read your history.
• not serious. the whole point is to laugh at the bags. if you can't take the roast, don't connect.

who it's for

degens with a sense of humour about their own losses, and their friends who want to send them the receipt.