how it works

three steps. one page of truth.

01 — connect

connect any evm wallet (metamask, rainbow, coinbase wallet, walletconnect). the connection is read-only — walletroast sees your public address and reads on-chain data anyone could look up. it never requests a signature or a transaction to read your history.

02 — pick your networks

your connected network is always included. you can add more networks to the autopsy — the more chains, the fuller the picture (and the more there is to roast). the price updates live as you select.

03 — pay & get roasted

pay with crypto through a hosted checkout. once the payment confirms, walletroast pulls your stats across the chosen networks and writes the full autopsy: a verdict, an obituary, darkly funny stats, and a certified stamp.

then — share it

every roast gets its own shareable link with a preview card built for x. copy the link, post it, or send it to the friend who needs it. minting the roast as an on-chain nft is coming soon.