roadmap

roast across 15+ evm networks in a single report. connected chain locked in, extras added à la carte.

hosted checkout — btc, eth, sol, bnb, usdt, usdc and more, on their native networks. no account, no card.

every roast gets its own link and a monochrome x preview card built to be screenshotted.

mint your verdict as a fully on-chain nft. the contract is written; we're wiring up the mint flow and picking launch chains.

a public board of the most brutally roasted wallets. climb it, or pray you don't.

paste any address and roast it — no need to connect it yourself. send the receipt directly.

roast battle (two wallets, one winner), plus seasonal and themed roasts for the moments the market deserves it.

go past evm. connect phantom and roast solana wallets, with more non-evm chains to follow.