your wallet.
roasted.
i see your wallet. every top you bought, every bag you’re still holding. and i’m going to drag it all into the light, no mercy.
roast nft — coming soon
01
connect
read-only. we see everything. we sign nothing.
02
autopsy
every buy, every top, every “it’ll bounce back.” on-chain doesn’t forget.
03
roast
one dollar. one page of truth. screenshot it before your therapist does.
sample
walletroast — autopsyno. 000420
subject
0x7a4f…3f9c
verdict
the exit liquidity provider
tops bought7 of 7
rugs held to zero14
avg damage−87.4%
“whales check this wallet before selling. if he’s buying, it’s over.”
certified ngmi
roasts served 000,420 · avg damage −87.4% · hopes uptime 0.0%